"Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."

I remember using a similar excuse in my final year of secondary school.

The dates were of course a bit more spread out and didn't contain imaginary dates, but still numbered just as many.

It was like "Please excuse 'Dallinor' the 15th, 18th, 23rd and the 28th of March and the 1st, 3rd, 8th and 12th of April"

They bought it.

Very funny.. hahha

cougarman are you a teacher or something?

no, but i bunked a lot at school when i was young

bunked?

i used to skip school a lot, bunked is english slang for that

Hahahha, I thought you meant bunked as in...you were at a boarding school or dorm and had bunk beds with other schoolmates.

lol @wfz i was thinking the same thing

1. please excuse Amanda from the test she twisted her ankle and can not walk.

 - Amanda

2. please excuse my daughter she had played hookie and hurt her hand

 - Martha < her mom but she wrote it! lol