Anyone care to share a "dirty" story they have. Could be about anything.

Fucking Gumbi 

If I do that I get banned right away :s.  (Something about two girls an one cup).

I fucked a girl and raped her at night.

She liked it, even though at first she said she was going to kill me, she wanted it again.

THE END =D

I feel sad for your sister :(.

ive raped loads of locust on gears of war, they had it coming, damn invading aliens!

Mine's really dirty....

 No it was actually soriku's mother, btw.. lol jk jk

I thought you would answer 'NO,  I don't have a sister only one brother'.


That would be very sick =X.

Well heres mine:

My friend loves anime, and so do I. I was borrowing a couple DVD's from Full Metal Alchemist, I got the DVD box and took it home, I star watching the first one.......then I found an extra DVD inside the box that said "BRAZIL" after I saw the rest of FMA. I put it on ,and I see Girls fucking DOgs..........DOGS?? The dogs were all urinating on the BItches............nasty shit...IDK what my friend is thinking.......All I could say was Fucking Gumbi

 Thats the kind of moment that friendships end.