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makingmusic476 on 07 July 2008
MontanaHatchet said:
I must be the only one who has a vision in their head of a Mid-Western man having sex with his wife, and as she starts to orgasm, he screams "Yee Haw!" and fires off a round or two from his gun. That, to me, is a hilarious visual.

 

That's what I thought of immediately, and it was an awesome thought.



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lightbleeder on 07 July 2008

I've heard that oral sex was punished with death decades ago in some parts of US



steven787 on 07 July 2008

These are always bad lists, because when a law is over turn in court or by another law the old law doesn't come off the books. The U.S. legal system keeps it all on record because part of a law might be in valid even after the new law takes effect.

Example:
Old: It is illegal to have sex with a cat on thursdays and fridays.
New: It is illegal to have sex on thurdays.

Notice, with the new law all sex is now illegal on thursday, and friday it is still illegal to have sex with cats.



I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.

Esmoreit on 07 July 2008

When reading these I always wonder how these laws came into effect. what was the history behind them? For instance, the gun-shooting?
I can only imagine that a woman got such a scare after that shot that she leaped forward from her orgasm and banged her head or soemthing like that.



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steven787 on 07 July 2008

It's like at lamaze class.

"Don't have sex after the water breaks."

Well somebody must'uv done it for the teacher to say this.



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JOKA_ on 07 July 2008
Cougarman said:

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

 

HAHA what is so special about Arizona that it gets its own mention!?  Am i the only one that thought that was funny?



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Zuhyc on 07 July 2008
MontanaHatchet said:
I must be the only one who has a vision in their head of a Mid-Western man having sex with his wife, and as she starts to orgasm, he screams "Yee Haw!" and fires off a round or two from his gun. That, to me, is a hilarious visual.

 

I remember seeing that in a comedy some years ago :D



Mistershine on 07 July 2008

In the UK fisting is illegal. You can go 4 fingers but not the thumb. WTF?

Sex laws are odd indeed, esp the porcupine one. And if you can't work out how to have sex with a worm, just remember: It doesn't have to be you that does the penetrating and worms love to wriggle into a hole.



antfromtashkent on 07 July 2008

damn it..... i live in florida.... i guess i have to break up with my porcupine GF... she is one hot peice of #%$ tho :/



obieslut on 07 July 2008

You americans are crazy man, for real, what kind o flaws are them, about they try and tell you what sex positions you are aloud and not aloud to do, whatever.