It's not like that's the most weirdest thing we have ever done in the bedroom.. it's would be new venture.. 

Now let's not make a new thread with the above sentence... :)

@nikkom

I can only imagine (BDSM?) But thats you Guess its human nature, just realized dogs do it also. No matter, humans are just like animals when you get down to the basics

Yes you can.. I ain't telling because I know that there are 12 year old kids lurking around here.. & hey.. dogs invented Doggystyle..

I've licked my girlfriend's ass - she loved it!

As for having mine? Hmm... Well I'm a bit... hairy down there so I don't know if it'd be the most pleasant sphincter to go near!

Can't believe I just done posted that!

no but i would do it to her after she showers

Toss or have my salad tossed... HELLL NO. Its like a friend of mine said, theres only 2 positions that a guy can have their salad tossed: laying on their back with their legs spread wide open, or bending over...

As for tossing salad, hey, I get my pleasure from pleasing, but I aint doing that shit (no pun intended)

Why is laying on your back gross?

And why are you dating women with shit all over their asses?

Thank god, somebody gets it... oh it's Rubang... dammit, doesn't anybody else get "it" in life.

I guess I missed your balsamic post earlier. I've never heard of that. Hahahhahaa.



I love the whole theory that all butts are covered in poop. It reminds me of kindergarten when people would say things like "poopbutt." It's like you can clean your whole body but your ass, which is always filthy, even when soapsuds are sliding down the crack of your ass.


And if you're still really afraid of them shitting, you can get an enema for 99 cents at a 99 Cents Only store.

Enema talk now, I sense another thread coming.