So I visit my friends at their college they never discuss escape routes in their house before the party. After 10ish games of beer pong I am just chilling talking to random people when someone screams Porkchops. I am like crap. So I am on the back of the house not sure where to go. I go into a bathroom and see a window and jump out (a friend did same thing but off the roof and fell on his side rofl). This bathroom is on the second floor. I fall about 10ish feet onto a pile of wood and pipes(next morning they thought I should have died from the pipes). Somehow not bleeding and only a sprained ankle I hop away. Few hours later when I somehow find my way around their college back to their house, they tell me that the bathroom I jumped out of had a door access to the backyard with stairs.... Of course at the time I wasn't thinking and assumed the door was a storage or something. Sigh

Where you drunk while typing this son?!

Anyway, I have a shitload of stories so I'll start off with one then fill in the rest later.

We where 14 year old and had a party with at least enough beer and martini. What one of our mates forgot though, was that he was still on anti-biotics from an ear-infection and excused himself after three beers to go to the bathroom.

After half an hour when someone else needed to go she noticed that the door was still locked and no one answered inside. We then realised that the one guy was gone for 30 minutes already.
We managed to open the door with a screwdriver, then found the guy unconscious litterally hugging the toilet with his pants down on his ancles and puke smashed over the toilet, the backwall and somehwat in the potty.

We where 14 and had a crisis on our hands here. At first that unconscious guy. We thought it might help if he had some fresh air so we put him outside on the sidewalk. In the middle of January, in a T-shirt. Still unconscious while the most drunk guy was cleaning up the puke. Someone at that point suggested that we bury him "just in case". Wasn't funny at that time...

After we noticed he was clapping his teeth due to cold (geez!) we came up with another big plan: a shower! We pt him under a warm beam of water in his underpants and try talking to him... still no response. After 5 minutes we got one long and deep: "cohohoholddddd". I felt the water wich had apparantly gotten extremely cold. I immidiatly turned the heat up, then thought that it had not been the most smart thing to do without checking temperature first.

Lucky for me, it didn't go steaming hot in an instant.

We finally got the most drunk guy again to dry him up and change his underwear. Then put him on the couch and discussed. We finally decided to call his parents.

His fathers reaction when he picked him up? "don't sweat it guys, happened to his sister too".

My one, and only threesome happened when I was drunk. I don't think I gave a great performance, but it still counts!

I don't remember.

this is probably gonna be my favourite topic ^^

I remember one time me and my friends were drunk and someone came up 2 the idea of driving on his scooter.
So we all took a couple of laps around the hood.
And when the youngest of us drove on his turn, he drove the scooter in a pond ROFL

Nice one kirby

One of my friends came to visit my college got drunk and he disappeared for the rest of the night. Next morning we called him, he tells us a guy woke him up and was like "who the f*** are you" to my friend. My friend is like were u at a frat last night? The guy was like never been to a frat in my life, but I am not really mad I am kinda impressed cause somehow you got through my deadbolt lock stole a pillow and blanket and slept on my couch. Then the guy hands my friend a beer and says "now get the F*** out of here"

When I was about 18 I went skinny dipping at about 2 in the morning after a imbibing a lot of vodka and forgetting I can't swim. I got about 3 yards and sank. Crap, thinks I, my time is up. Then I feel hands pulling me up. After lying on the floor coughing my guts up I look up and see a plethora of neked girlie skinny dippers. Ah, happy days indeed.

Time for another story not much but pretty amusing none the less
First time me and my friends drunk baco.
So one of us ( a few more ) does about 70% bacardi and 20% cola and did it a couple of glasses.. at first no problem, but then he starts 2 annoy every one.
So we decide 2 say you should go home and we kinda kicked him from the party^^.
so when he drove on his bike home about 510 feet futher he bumbs into a car, then when he turns around the corner we hear a great bang and decide too take a look. There he lies in the buches ( with thorns LOL ).
We get him out of them, put him on his bike and off he goes.
We back 2 the party, so when we hear of him a day later we hear he has fallen again somewhere and broke something.

We never LOL'ed so hard

I´ve never been drunk. True story. Just don´t like the alcohol. But, reading this stories, it feels like I missed out on a lot of LOLs.