Where you drunk while typing this son?!
Anyway, I have a shitload of stories so I'll start off with one then fill in the rest later.
We where 14 year old and had a party with at least enough beer and martini. What one of our mates forgot though, was that he was still on anti-biotics from an ear-infection and excused himself after three beers to go to the bathroom.
After half an hour when someone else needed to go she noticed that the door was still locked and no one answered inside. We then realised that the one guy was gone for 30 minutes already.
We managed to open the door with a screwdriver, then found the guy unconscious litterally hugging the toilet with his pants down on his ancles and puke smashed over the toilet, the backwall and somehwat in the potty.
We where 14 and had a crisis on our hands here. At first that unconscious guy. We thought it might help if he had some fresh air so we put him outside on the sidewalk. In the middle of January, in a T-shirt. Still unconscious while the most drunk guy was cleaning up the puke. Someone at that point suggested that we bury him "just in case". Wasn't funny at that time...
After we noticed he was clapping his teeth due to cold (geez!) we came up with another big plan: a shower! We pt him under a warm beam of water in his underpants and try talking to him... still no response. After 5 minutes we got one long and deep: "cohohoholddddd". I felt the water wich had apparantly gotten extremely cold. I immidiatly turned the heat up, then thought that it had not been the most smart thing to do without checking temperature first.
Lucky for me, it didn't go steaming hot in an instant.
We finally got the most drunk guy again to dry him up and change his underwear. Then put him on the couch and discussed. We finally decided to call his parents.
His fathers reaction when he picked him up? "don't sweat it guys, happened to his sister too".
The Doctor will see you now
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