Not very funny at all.
Not very funny at all.
There are some good points in the article, but this Youtube video starting at :40 proves Snake has a penis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwjSHk1Q3po
Maybe he didn't want Naomi examining him because his body has aged so much and his penis is old and shriveled as well. Remember, he did want to take her up on the strip search offer in MGS1.
And finally, maybe it didn't work out with Meryl because he was "through with tomboys."
Snake has a penis, he's just probably spits out blanks.
For all your supposed "facts", you sure don't pay attention to the small details.
First up is that the game explicitly states that they altered his genes so he couldn't reproduce:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LrGr-juUnI#t=6m20
Solidus was just saying the same thing Namoi confirms.
Second, you pasted a bunch of pictures including one of Snake in the briefing room on MGS1. Well if you knew anything about MGS, you would know that Naomi was there for the briefing session. If Snake didn't have a penis, why would it be such a shocker to her in MGS4 as you claim it is? His junk is simply in the shadows. She was just shocked at how badly bruised/old/decrepit his body is when he strips down. If you can't see that, I suggest getting a better television.
Next, the President didn't think Raiden was Snake.... he thought Raiden was Olga coming to kill him. Notice how they look pretty similar with the platinum hair.
The rest of your post is utter nonsense even though I see it's comedic value.
Oh and please tell me how you figure MGS3 is simply a VR mission. I'm dying to hear that explanation.
Sharkie said: There are some good points in the article, but this Youtube video starting at :40 proves Snake has a penis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwjSHk1Q3po
Maybe he didn't want Naomi examining him because his body has aged so much and his penis is old and shriveled as well. Remember, he did want to take her up on the strip search offer in MGS1. And finally, maybe it didn't work out with Meryl because he was "through with tomboys." Snake has a penis, he's just probably spits out blanks.
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Why is he breathing so heavily there.. .. ?!
Take a look at my photos on flickr
its funny how much research has been put into proving this, thats the best bit about it.
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Pristine20 said:
You're right. its possible that the president was confused about raiden's gender rather than making sure he wasn't Solid Snake. That said, every significant character in the metal gear saga got some ass (yes, even Otacon drilled both his step-mum and naomi) except solid and liquid snake so vaio may be right on the money.
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You're a hostage and some dude walks in and someone walks in in a sneaking suit so you grab their crotch because I was confused about their gender?
Something's just not right there...
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Very interesting OP !!!
Lol! You are a real life video game character perv.
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