He should've grabbed her in the alley where none of her friends would've seen it go down. What a dumbass. Now he's gonna have to do his own laundry.

That's a warning, even if it was intended as a joke.

how long do they stay in jail for these kind of things?

Yeah that's what I wanna know.  ::czechs Google::

Whoa, this Rabbi got 4 to 12 years for a 2 year kidnapping in 1994.

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9906E1D71F31F930A15752C1A962958260

This guy got a 7.5 years for an attempted kidnapping at knifepoint in 2008.

http://www.redding.com/news/2008/jun/14/kidnap-attempt-nets-prison-term/

Weird.  Well if an attempted kidnapping can net 7.5 years in 2008 maybe this guy will get 8 or 9years since it lasted a few hours.

Or maybe the judge will have a sense of humour and force him to wash his ex-gfs dishes and do her ironing for the rest of his life.

That would be so awesome. Damn I wish we had more lulzy judges dishing out hot justice.

HAHA! It would be quite ironic and funny indeed.

Now this is some funny news. XD