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There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is every American's duty to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones.

Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower.

Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.

A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM.

Every weekend, Barack and Michelle take their daughters HUNTING.

Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG.

Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.

There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.

Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE, which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.

Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW.

Barack Obama's new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen, and a MEGACHURCH.

Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.

Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM, and a COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS. He travels mostly by FORKLIFT.

Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME.



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Some of them were funny...others werent so funny.



"I like my steaks how i like my women.  Bloody and all over my face"

"Its like sex, but with a winner!"

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What? Nothing about murdered gay lovers?

I feel cheated on.



American politics is crazy.



okay i get the point but seriously what the duck...



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if you smelllll what the barack is coockin



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fazz said:

This thread is not complete without this one:

 

Hahaha LOL

 

Very Funny FAzz



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Soriku said:
@fazz

LMAO! XD Win!

Also, Jesus was an American? Since when? :O

 

Mormon fossils dude.  Mormon fossils.



Slimebeast said:
What? Nothing about murdered gay lovers?

I feel cheated on.

This is all the TRUE stuff about a GREAT AMERICAN. He WINS, we WIN. He PRAYS to JESUS for each and every AMERICAN every night before he goes to sleep with his BIBLE at his side. He may BE PRAYING FOR YOU NOW!