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I was sitting on my toilet yesterday when leo-j kicked in my bathroom door. He yelled "In your face elgefe!!" and threw a bobcat at me! There's poop and urine everywhere. I'm pretty scratched up too. How he confused me with elgefe02 is a mystery to me.


I also had sex with a bobcat last night.



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Leo-J am fail. Maybe his mum won't let him leave the house while strapped, in case he hurts himself.



d21lewis said:
I was sitting on my toilet yesterday when leo-j kicked in my bathroom door. He yelled "In your face elgefe!!" and threw a bobcat at me! There's poop and urine everywhere. I'm pretty scratched up too. How he confused me with elgefe02 is a mystery to me.


I also had sex with a bobcat last night.

Thats strange. I went to a fancy dress part dressed as a bobcat. I left early, smashed beyond belief, and this morning i woke up with no memory of leaving the party.

However, my bumhole was hurting quite a lot....

 



I hope my 360 doesn't RRoD
         "Suck my balls!" - Tag courtesy of Fkusmot

YEs I am....
Ok... Nothing happened... probably he never bought a Wii Roland...
Or Pichu killed before he was too close to me...
Well was fun while it lasted.



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colonelstubbs said:
d21lewis said:
I was sitting on my toilet yesterday when leo-j kicked in my bathroom door. He yelled "In your face elgefe!!" and threw a bobcat at me! There's poop and urine everywhere. I'm pretty scratched up too. How he confused me with elgefe02 is a mystery to me.


I also had sex with a bobcat last night.

Thats strange. I went to a fancy dress part dressed as a bobcat. I left early, smashed beyond belief, and this morning i woke up with no memory of leaving the party.

However, my bumhole was hurting quite a lot....

 

Damn it.  Now there is urine all over myself, after reading that.  Damn you Leo-J

 



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colonelstubbs said:
d21lewis said:
I was sitting on my toilet yesterday when leo-j kicked in my bathroom door. He yelled "In your face elgefe!!" and threw a bobcat at me! There's poop and urine everywhere. I'm pretty scratched up too. How he confused me with elgefe02 is a mystery to me I also had sex with a bobcat last night.

Thats strange. I went to a fancy dress part dressed as a bobcat. I left early, smashed beyond belief, and this morning i woke up with no memory of leaving the party.

However, my bumhole was hurting quite a lot....

 


Hmmm. Well..... this is awkward. Well, er......you wanna go out to dinner sometime?

LOL.

D21lews is so dumb :P

As is the colnel.



d21lewis said:
colonelstubbs said:
d21lewis said:
I was sitting on my toilet yesterday when leo-j kicked in my bathroom door. He yelled "In your face elgefe!!" and threw a bobcat at me! There's poop and urine everywhere. I'm pretty scratched up too. How he confused me with elgefe02 is a mystery to me I also had sex with a bobcat last night.

Thats strange. I went to a fancy dress part dressed as a bobcat. I left early, smashed beyond belief, and this morning i woke up with no memory of leaving the party.

However, my bumhole was hurting quite a lot....

 


 

Hmmm. Well..... this is awkward. Well, er......you wanna go out to dinner sometime?

Absolutely. And seeing as your a cop, bring your handcuffs next time you plan on.....penetrating me....

 



I hope my 360 doesn't RRoD
         "Suck my balls!" - Tag courtesy of Fkusmot

colonelstubbs said:
d21lewis said:
colonelstubbs said:
d21lewis said:
I was sitting on my toilet yesterday when leo-j kicked in my bathroom door. He yelled "In your face elgefe!!" and threw a bobcat at me! There's poop and urine everywhere. I'm pretty scratched up too. How he confused me with elgefe02 is a mystery to me I also had sex with a bobcat last night.

Thats strange. I went to a fancy dress part dressed as a bobcat. I left early, smashed beyond belief, and this morning i woke up with no memory of leaving the party.

However, my bumhole was hurting quite a lot....

 


 

Hmmm. Well..... this is awkward. Well, er......you wanna go out to dinner sometime?

Absolutely. And seeing as your a cop, bring your handcuffs next time you plan on.....penetrating me....

 

LOL... Epic!!

 



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elgefe02 said:
YEs I am....
Ok... Nothing happened... probably he never bought a Wii Roland...
Or Pichu killed before he was too close to me...
Well was fun while it lasted.

 

Like what? 4 months?



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