d21lewis said:
colonelstubbs said:
d21lewis said:
I was sitting on my toilet yesterday when leo-j kicked in my bathroom door. He yelled "In your face elgefe!!" and threw a bobcat at me! There's poop and urine everywhere. I'm pretty scratched up too. How he confused me with elgefe02 is a mystery to me I also had sex with a bobcat last night. |
Thats strange. I went to a fancy dress part dressed as a bobcat. I left early, smashed beyond belief, and this morning i woke up with no memory of leaving the party.
However, my bumhole was hurting quite a lot....
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Hmmm. Well..... this is awkward. Well, er......you wanna go out to dinner sometime? |
Absolutely. And seeing as your a cop, bring your handcuffs next time you plan on.....penetrating me.... 
