Leo-J threatened me.

[Hawk]

colonelstubbs said:

d21lewis said:
I was sitting on my toilet yesterday when leo-j kicked in my bathroom door. He yelled "In your face elgefe!!" and threw a bobcat at me! There's poop and urine everywhere. I'm pretty scratched up too. How he confused me with elgefe02 is a mystery to me.


I also had sex with a bobcat last night.

Thats strange. I went to a fancy dress part dressed as a bobcat. I left early, smashed beyond belief, and this morning i woke up with no memory of leaving the party.

However, my bumhole was hurting quite a lot....

 

Damn it.  Now there is urine all over myself, after reading that.  Damn you Leo-J