I am planning a romantic date for me and my copy of MGS4. I will take it out to dinner and order it some chicken (cos you know, snakes like chicken........).
We will then travel to a nightclub, where i will impress the game with some slick dancing moves.
Finally we will go home and i will strip down the game and allow it to enter my....PS3. Repeatedly. AGAIN AND AGAIN until my PS3 EXPLODES from the pressure.
Before we then go to sleep, i ill caress the artwork on the disc, and sing german lullabies until little metal gear solid 4 falls asleep.
Fun fun fun!
I hope my 360 doesn't RRoD
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