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colonelstubbs said:
ion-storm said:
I heard this on the radio yesterday. Interesting stuff. Wonder what would happen if she fell in love with a vibrator. She'd never leave the house.

She would surely have to pop to the shops for some batteries...


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^^ OMG thats horirible



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she needs to hook up with this guy:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%27having-sex%27-with-1,000-cars.html

A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.


Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.



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she needs to hook up with this guy:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%27having-sex%27-with-1,000-cars.html

A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.


Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

Wow, imagine these people in a swingers-bar.



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hahahaha she had an affair with the garden fence



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Her husband has some sick 'tats.



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