*-You have a bunch of fanboys calling each other fanboys. Add to that there are the idiots who know "who the fanboys are". Well no fucking shit, hey esse, do you think you know who I am? Do you want a valentine from me, cuz you don't. I'm Frank, and a valentine from me is a bullet straight through your fucking heart. Ya got that, everyone in this forum is a fanboy. Some people manage to have a bit of class about it... most don't. Nearest we have is a few nice nanncie's.
*-A pool of posters who never post original shit and just copy & paste from other posters. This is how shit breeds. The people doing the copy/pasta are the parents of these pieces of shit. So they move on and they copy/pasta and have more of these little children they have that are basically just pieces of shit. Sounds like punishment enough already, come on give the guys a break. But one particullarly dim asshole ate some of the stuff they were supposed to copy/pasta. It crunched up his bowels and he bled profusely from his anus for one week, and then it stopped. During this time he could not go the bathroom. He ate and had a very large stomach at the end of the week. Then he knew he needed a bathroom but no one was home so he went in there himself and started shitting. He knew it was going to be big but it was Texas big. He gave a grunt, started crying, and passed out. His body leaned to the side and fell on the white cool marble floor. His head bounced a couple times. The boy's sphincter was bright red and stretched so tight you'da thought it was going to explode. His sphinter exploded and the piece of shit came out like a low-powered projectile. It was 4 feet long. It talked. Said his name was "King Shit".
*-The "wat" "." "!" crowd of one word replies who add absolutely nothing to discussion. All of these people wear lavender sweatsuits and fushia tights. They know some math but english is best understood by monosylabic grunts and one liners from adverts in the local Onion.. "Michelle, hot 5'11, 128 lbs, 36-26-35. Miss 'Carnavale' of 2004. Bring self. Will provide children (4-6) both sexes and a two year old with the 10" long package upon request, additional charges my apply.
*-The same crowd who gets their bullshit called on nightly but God forbid they actually decide to change their ways and maybe get some credibility. But they're trapped by this invidous joke that life has placed on him. All that bullshit they write and post is punishment for the time they spent writing and reading that same stuff in their past life. In their next life they get the privilege of being the one to read posts without commmenting on them except amongst themselvesles. Viallashnu, incarnation of Krishna, had put them up to this as their punishment for six centuries. And then they go home each night to eat the same brown paste with sour demi-glaze poster nicely above it for dinner. They aren't informed until the last day all food they ate and drank came from the waste of their bodily funtions.
*-The usual trolls who do nothing more than make the threads. It looks like shit because they turn real true trolls, like "ctblm" caught when his protecto sugaro daddy'o fled becase he knew he would eventually have to give up the existence of the "Wonder Wroom" video of the "month long gang bang" and chests full of videos, all the same. Right off the bat on the first disc, beating a Malasyan baby with a two inch steel pipe, hard, until there's noting left but piece of skull a few pieces of jaw here and there. A lot of blood.
*-The complete numbskulls who posts stupid shit and when called on it just points out that they were making a joke/being sarcastic. I'm not impressed in the slightest so fuck you guys. As it turns out these people will grow up to be lawyers and talk show hosts. On average their googlies are so small you need a magnifying glass to see them. This is also the guy to see if you need some rohypnol (Date Rape Drug). He always has a big bottle of the stuff next the bar.
*-Meme-spewing machines who think "it's funny at 4chan so it must be funny everywhere else!" here's one for ya! Go Die in a fire you fat fucks. In the fututure, the near future, those guys will be worth over $100 after dismembermemt, crushingh, strainging and bottling. Start running fatties.
*-The worthless huge-gaping-assholes who feel they have a sense of entitlement and whine constantly about how their system isn't getting the games they want. Nobody cares. Get used to these ones guys. In 30 years they're still going to be living in the same house (their parents) and will be whining about the games they don't get and sexually impotency.
*-The screwball shitheads whose only pleasure in life is watching fanboys fight and work feverishly to stoke the fires whenever possible. Thankfully we'll never have to worry about them procreating. Unfortunately many of them have become high ranking military officers. Hello Iran!
*-The people who simply don't belong in threads regarding sales/technical discussion because they haven't a clue but they come in anyway because "their system" is kicking ass/sucking wind/etc. Most of these people outgrow Video Games and become salesmen.
*-The "No games and FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE DOLLARS AND NINETY-NINE CENTS"/"RROD & paying for online LOL"/"Waggle and Non-HD? Fuck that!" guys can eat a big piece of shit frosted with creamy cilantro and choke on it. Again they add nothing to the forum and they just lead to people quoting their post and saying "WTF?" or posting some shitty gif that everyone has seen a thousand times except for the one guy who asks for the source and this happens way more often than it should..fuck, fuck, fuck forever.
*-The people who say something is awesome and don't bother to explain why...doubly so for the people who say something sucks. These people are useless...not even worth the trouble of ignoring. Just line 'em against a wall and see how many yuo can kkill with one bullet. Until they are all gone. Please start with all the offenders in the Game News Industries.
*-The guy who's cruising up on Hihgway 1 from Santa Maria to Monterrey and can take time from their busy schedule of Scotch on the rocks, big black dildo inserted in spchincter while 14 year old Romanian gilrs master blowjobs and double blowjobs to post in a videogame messageboard. Want to brag about your wealth and status as well? Great... lemme just call the pigs.
*-The "Internetz. Serious Business" people who dog anyone that attempts to call bullshit on someone else....usually involves posting that completely nonsensical picture of that guy in the glasses looking serious. These guys are trash and I hate to think they breathe the same air as me. It's also disgusting that over 90% of these guys have slept with their mother.
*-The mods who talk about cleaning house but when that time comes the same deviant fucktards that ruined threads continue to come back and repeat the bullshit that got them banned in the first place.
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