Just by looking at his picture again makes me run around yelling, "ALLAH!" in a public place.

And yes, in the Bible, you will go to hell if you commit suicide. I'm Catholic and I know lol OH, so does that mean that if terrorists think they will go to heaven if they blow themselves up with people around? What a shame. He looks a bit Spanish to me.

"Teen tries to commit suicide to kill Jesus in heaven."


Where did he think Jesus would go if he killed him?

If he really didn't think Jesus was a good person... probably Illinois.

But really, could you imagine what Jesus would say?

"Oh no, you're killing me! Now I'm going to die and go RIGHT HERE AGAIN!... idiot...

Who knows... maybe that's how people go back to Earth.  They die on Earth, go to Heaven.  Die in Heaven, go to Earth.   Be evil on Earth and die, go to Hell.  Be evil in Heaven and die, go to Illinois.  

I have surely heard crazier ideas.

I have made a macro on FFXI with my Ninja job's 2 hour ability, Mijin Gakure (where you blow yourself up to deal damage and kill the foe, but die in the process and you don't lose exp). I yell, "DURKA-DURKA-ALLAH-JIHAD!" and 3 seconds later, my character initiates the ability and I go bye-bye. I do that several times if I'm stranded in an area and cannot get back on foot without a Chocobo. Curse you, Yhoater Jungle!!

And this article is NOT as bad as this one I read on the Serebii Forums 3 years ago. Some cops chased a man into a building to arrest. The man inside the building started chuck tools out the door, but then something unexpected flew out...his penis. He had cut off his penis and threw it to the police. What does that tell you? After he was brought down, they had to stick it in a small freezer so they could sew it back on the man.