I have made a macro on FFXI with my Ninja job's 2 hour ability, Mijin Gakure (where you blow yourself up to deal damage and kill the foe, but die in the process and you don't lose exp). I yell, "DURKA-DURKA-ALLAH-JIHAD!" and 3 seconds later, my character initiates the ability and I go bye-bye. I do that several times if I'm stranded in an area and cannot get back on foot without a Chocobo. Curse you, Yhoater Jungle!!
And this article is NOT as bad as this one I read on the Serebii Forums 3 years ago. Some cops chased a man into a building to arrest. The man inside the building started chuck tools out the door, but then something unexpected flew out...his penis. He had cut off his penis and threw it to the police. What does that tell you? After he was brought down, they had to stick it in a small freezer so they could sew it back on the man.
