Attention all you PS2 fanboys, all you DS lovers, all you JRPG entheusiasts.

Tomorrow, April 22nd, you have yourselves a job, /shoots gun in air.

First, aquire used games or cash equivelant to 87 dollars. This should be easy. I suggest:

1. Robbin Hookers

2. Mama's Purse

3. Some Sort of Heist

4. Collecting Cans

5. Pie Eating Contest

6. Scammin' Credit Cards

7. Slangin' White

8. Bank Account

You will do this because somebody made a bet on you. Two people actually. They went and made two great, great games, and they put em out just hopin that you would buy them, even though Mario Kart and Grand Theft Auto picked this week to "robbin hookers" themselves, you being the hookers.

Know this! Both GTA and Kart will sell millions, and millions of copies, and will be super cheap on ebay, and available in stores for as long as you both shall live. The games I speak of will not:

The World Ends With You for the Nintendo DS. You play as Sepheroth and have the ability to revive Aries and have her marry Cloud.

Persona 3 FES for the Playstation 2, Direct sequel to Secret of Mana where you play as Vegeta and pAWn n00bs with attacks like Raging Demon Fang! This time you can keep Boo from killing Goku. Also, Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth have their final showdown in the new content.

Buy them or this guy:

Will look like this for a moment:

Then transform:

and eat your babies:

April 22nd, 2008. The greatest day in gaming this year. Don't miss it.

um, lol?

april 22nd is my moms birthday

I have way too many Ps2 games I need to catch up on first...

You was warned, you's ship will bees destroyed. 

I'm not buying two games the week before GTA IV!!!
I still have about 35 hours of Star Ocean to play for my jRPG fix

Christ! Why Squeenix WHY!?

Why not release your game on a non-godsellinggame week, ffs. It's like, "Oh I know, lets release an untested, unadvertised, and unpopular JRPG on the week Mario Kart comes out, and see how it sells."

I'm a sad, sad, werebear.

I am getting "The world ends with you"

Excellent, my friend. I too shall purchase it in hopes of it containing Sonic the Hedgehog.

Great thread ... both are great games ... but i think i'll go with The World Ends with you, don't have the time to play a game as Persona 3 ( even though it must be really good :D )

so ... Mr picard won't come for me this time

 Well, to be fair, though GTA does encompous many genres, there isn't much RPG stuff in (I think it has been taken out) so the markets wont cross that much