Hi,

I'm Superman. I have super strength, super speed, flight, ice breath, lazer eyes, invulnerability and the ability to reverse time by making the earth spin backwards! The only possible way to beat me is to locate rock fragments from my home planet that blew up in another solar system.

My arch nemesis is a bald guy who's really smart.


Yeah. Screw Superman.

Exactly my thoughs... no villan would ever mess with him... exept bald smart guy... whom Superman could crush in a heartbeat... but doesn`t... because he is such a good guy... who gives everybody cancer with his x-ray vision...

But Batman isn´t much better...

Hi,

I´m Batman... my superpowers are.... uh... hey look at my super cool belt and big but useless car bought with all my money that I make by doing... uh... what do I do to make money again ??? .... nevermind... when bad guys show up I defeat them with my... uh.... smoke grenades... yeah... now you can´t see for a few seconds... thats a minor inconvenience you will have to deal with... oh and I have a boomerang... that could cause a serios black and blue mark... so you know... stay away from me... unless you have a gun and shoot me in the mouth... but noone has ever though of that... oh and meet my equally useless sidekicks... Robin... Batgirl... Batboy... BabyBat and Batmom...

Oh and my archnemesis is... well basically he is a clown... I know... I suck...

Screw Batman... screw the entire Justice League... including "Fastguy" "GreenGuy" and "Not dessed right for this weather Woman"...

 hilarious hahahaha but you made an error.  It is not a boomerang, it is a "baterang".

DKII is actually Batman. You heard it here first. ioi is the Green Lantern though.

Thanx for the compliment Auron... I have had this hate in me for a while now... and the Baterang thing is a nother thing I hate about him... just because you make a boomerang look like a bat it does not become a baterang... just like a car you added some wings to is not a Batmobile... what else do you want to do... have a Bat-train ??? Make Batskates ??? Make a Zeppelin look like a bat and call it HindenBat ??? Enough with the stupid F**king bats you moron... we get it... bats are your thing... thats great... but cut the crap allready...

bomberman ftw!!!!!!! ... what were we talking about?

Yes Ironman would beat them both... even at the same time... sure everyone here may think Superman would win... but seriously people... Ironman didn`t build that suit by beeing a moron... he is a smart guy and anybbody with half a brain wouldn´t even think of fighting Superman without Cryptonite... and with that Superman becomes a Superbi**ch... Batman is pretty similar to Ironman... both rich guys without superpowers who fight crime... but Ironman was actually smart enough to build some real weppons... while Batman throws smoke grenades and "baterangs" Ironman starts flying and shoots LASERS AND ROCKETS at his enemys... It wouldn´t even be a fight... it would go down like this...

"Oh look there are Superman and Batman trying to kill me... well here is some Cryptostuff so goodbye Superwimp... guess I´ll shoot Batman in the mouth with a laser... and I can be home in time for Simpsons... hurray..."

I know I spend to much time thinking about this stuff... but when I get the Nobelprize for my research I will be the one laughing... it will be a pretty insane laugh though...

 That's the thing about ironman, he has a suit for every occasion.  He even has a suit to fight the hulk.  I remember form the cartoon and in a few comics that he has like 100+ suits.  Plus he is badass none of that care what others think BS.

^^ Yeah he is like the boyscout of superheros "always prepared" plus he goes from door to door and sells cookies... I think... anyway I know most Superhero movies aren´t that great but I love them anyway (exept the last Superman one) I´m really looking foreward to Ironman... I will even get the game for 360... sure flying around and shooting stuff will be the only thing you do... but it could take weeks before I get tired of that...

^^ i like the superhero movies cause i remember when i read the comics and such as a kid, though i agree......Superman Returns sucked major balls.