who is better Batman or Superman

[Auron]

El Duderino said:

stof said:
Hi,

I'm Superman. I have super strength, super speed, flight, ice breath, lazer eyes, invulnerability and the ability to reverse time by making the earth spin backwards! The only possible way to beat me is to locate rock fragments from my home planet that blew up in another solar system.

My arch nemesis is a bald guy who's really smart.


Yeah. Screw Superman.

Exactly my thoughs... no villan would ever mess with him... exept bald smart guy... whom Superman could crush in a heartbeat... but doesn`t... because he is such a good guy... who gives everybody cancer with his x-ray vision...

But Batman isn´t much better...

Hi,

I´m Batman... my superpowers are.... uh... hey look at my super cool belt and big but useless car bought with all my money that I make by doing... uh... what do I do to make money again ??? .... nevermind... when bad guys show up I defeat them with my... uh.... smoke grenades... yeah... now you can´t see for a few seconds... thats a minor inconvenience you will have to deal with... oh and I have a bomerang... that could cause a serios black and blue mark... so you know... stay away from me... unless you have a gun and shoot me in the mouth... but noone has ever though of that... oh and meet my equally useless sidekicks... Robin... Batgirl... Batboy... BabyBat and Batmom...

Oh and my archnemesis is... well basically he is a clown... I know... I suck...

Screw Batman... screw the entire Justice League... including "Fastguy" "GreenGuy" and "Not dessed right for this weather Woman"...

 hilarious hahahaha but you made an error.  It is not a boomerang, it is a "baterang".