They're apparently going to hold off on telling us who won the Premium gamer, the Elite gamer, and the Arcade gamer.
(Sorry, I like my 360 but I had to do it.)
The dedication you show to any particular console or company is inversely proportional to the number of times you have gotten laid. If you get laid enough, even if you prefer a certain brand, you just don't give enough of a shit to argue about it on the internet.



















