Stated his opinion from his own perspective and not representative of reality outside of his own head!

Might be the monkey that bit me when I was young

Should play Hollow Knight because its like... the best indie in the history of indie games. And its also the 3rd best Metroidvania in the history of Metroidvanias.

should buy me a pizza

will soon tell us of all the cool things he loves about Brazil

Should drink more water. Being hydrated is important.

sometimes goes boom

His name is a surgeon’s general warning

Is yet to realize he has a twin brother and said twin brother is in fact the "good" one.

might be wrong about not having a twin brother since Jpcc86's thesis is that mZuzek doesn't doesn't about said twin brother. The intrigue builds.