Is a super pun lover who minds his etecoon... I mean etiquette

Doesn’t know that the female form of etecoon is actually etiquette

Now has a new countdown, finally: 81 days until Metroid Prime 4, the end of an 8 1/2 year wait that started with the craziest shrieking you ever saw over a simple logo reveal

Should remember to rest their hands after a lengthy session of gaming, using a computer or a smartphone.

Has provided a safe health tip to us longtime gamers experiencing symptoms of carpal tunnel syndrome

Has one arm/grip that is quite stronger than the other, plus hairy palms which amuses the doctors

Never misses an opportunity to make a cringey sexual single entendre

Appreciates health and safety tips.

Knows i have been waiting more than half my life for Megaman X9 and might never get it at this point

Knows yay Capcom continues to squander the potential of the Megaman brand in all its iterations, which is odd considering how many titles were produced in the franchise in the 80s and 90s