Acting Bard.

Acting Droid.

Hasn’t actively exploded in quite some time

Doesn't know I haven't been angry enough to explode here lately.

woke up one day, then sees an old man in a cave who hands coolbeans a sword, and was told to find this haaawwwttt elven princess, and if he does he'll be a king someday and master of all of Hyrule

Seems to be fixated on coolbeans in a post about CaptainExplosion 🤷‍♂️

Should be excited for a certain game that was announced ages ago but was shown this year to still be in development for Switch, and maybe the Switch successor.

Referenced the fabled Metroid Prime 4: Beyond, my most anticipated title of 2025. I’m torn between closing my eyes until release
day and consuming every screenshot and video released until launch.

Is as excited as I am for Prime 4. ^^

Is waiting for the new switch console