Somehow steers a ship without any hands

Taught me about the 5th wall

Doesn’t know I haven’t finished Dread yet. :( I got stuck on a boss and need to get back to it soon. I’m bummed, too, because I really want to start over to get my time down. And I want to be able to read all the discussions. Hopefully I can get it done this holiday weekend.

Should try to guess the boss.

Let his mustache run wild

Just lied because I have a cool beard in real life and I want a cooler one in the future

Apparently has a beard.

Doesn’t know I finally shaved my beard off after about 3 years. It may have to come back. I don’t recognize this person in the mirror.

Doesn't have a beard anymore.

Understands my pain because I had to chop down my beautiful hair because of psoriasis and now I have to keep being a baldy for an indefinite amount of time.