knows I'm still waiting for Metroid to get so popular that the Etecoons and Dachora get their own spinoff game

Is more acquainted than I with Metroid.

Has been acquainted with a baby Metroid a time or two in his life

Talked about losing a Metroid to a brain that has the maternal role of the family

Knows that even Mother Brain deserves a Mother’s Day card and flowers, despite her murderous ways.

Has some sympathy for a momma brain

Knows I was being facetious when suggesting Mother Brain deserved presents for Mother’s Day. Unless those presents are 35 missiles delivered via Samus Express.

Probably completed Metroid dread by now

Is taking Dread slowly like me. It’s going to be a long while before we get a follow up, so why not savor the experience.

Should know I finished dread because it's a fun game and I have no nostalgic connection to the series