Has been invited to a gay happy meeting with Eagle.

Thinks brotherly love is gay when it's not. I am 100% straight and feel no romantic attraction towards any men and can also love women in an unromantic sister kind of way while being attracted to other women.

refuses to see the birds in his signature with all his might for fear he would be unable to unsee them

Believes the Eagles have a choice or will to defy their master and keep referring to no.56 with a stupid name.

Mentions something I don't see either

doesn't know that when all 367 of Eagle367's eagles wear santa claus hats they form the giant Santa Claws, a ravenous nordic creature that eats all the naughty children every 25th of December, which explains why the nordic people are so damned well behaved

Hopefully appreciates Hellblade.

Still thinks I'm male to judge by the pronoun he used to describe me most recently.

Her avatars make me smile, especially when they have cats in them. :)

Thinks he knows my eagles and ignored that I actually have many more than just 367

Doesn't know I was kidding about him being gay, referencing Christmas songs because it's Christmas.