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Galaki on 15 April 2008
ZenfoldorVGI said:

Wouldn't that just be the funniest shit you ever heard of.

 

What if Patcher came out one week, and was like:

 

PS3 had 152k during GT5P release, Wii just 140k with Mario kart release. PS3 did amazing, Wii just ok, with price 250 euro vs 400 euro. =) Marioboys learn respect for your king.

 

...and the gametrailer guys were like, "Ok Michael, heh."

 

Then he was like(picture him really talking):

 

Don't downtalk me Marioboy. You'll pay in a week when NPD comes out and the PS3 sold 700k but the Wii has sold narn. I just said it backwards for n00bs.=)))

 

No, I'm not high, and this is funny.


 



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Famine on 15 April 2008

Who is this Patcher?



Rock_on_2008 on 15 April 2008

Crazzyman is the alias of Pachter.



ZenfoldorVGI on 15 April 2008
Rock_on_2008 said:
Crazzyman is the alias of Pachter.

I think the evidence speaks for itself.



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.

makingmusic476 on 15 April 2008
Galaki said:
ZenfoldorVGI said:

Wouldn't that just be the funniest shit you ever heard of.

What if Patcher came out one week, and was like:

PS3 had 152k during GT5P release, Wii just 140k with Mario kart release. PS3 did amazing, Wii just ok, with price 250 euro vs 400 euro. =) Marioboys learn respect for your king.

...and the gametrailer guys were like, "Ok Michael, heh."

Then he was like(picture him really talking):

Don't downtalk me Marioboy. You'll pay in a week when NPD comes out and the PS3 sold 700k but the Wii has sold narn. I just said it backwards for n00bs.=)))

No, I'm not high, and this is funny.


 


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Parokki on 15 April 2008

I don't think so. The problem with Pachter is that he's an old guy who doesn't play games himself, but tries to understand how the industry works... as his job. He's wrong most of the time, but still far from a raving lunatic like Mr. =)))))).



dsoverpsp on 15 April 2008
Famine said:
Who is this Patcher?

 sales analyst



ZenfoldorVGI on 15 April 2008

Update: Last night, I was threatened by Michael "Crazzy" Patcher via E-mail.

At the risk of my life:


Crazzyman

Confirmed.



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.

elgefe02 on 15 April 2008

=))))))

LOL



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Strategyking92 on 15 April 2008

Who's pachter?



And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

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