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ZenfoldorVGI on 15 April 2008

Wouldn't that just be the funniest shit you ever heard of.

 

What if Patcher came out one week, and was like:

 

PS3 had 152k during GT5P release, Wii just 140k with Mario kart release. PS3 did amazing, Wii just ok, with price 250 euro vs 400 euro. =) Marioboys learn respect for your king.

 

...and the gametrailer guys were like, "Ok Michael, heh."

 

Then he was like(picture him really talking):

 

Don't downtalk me Marioboy. You'll pay in a week when NPD comes out and the PS3 sold 700k but the Wii has sold narn. I just said it backwards for n00bs.=)))

 

No, I'm not high, and this is funny.



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.

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Nintendo Zealot on 15 April 2008

they do use similar logic(or lack there of)



^Guy pissing on Microsoft Sign

UBISOFT BOYCOTT

ZenfoldorVGI on 15 April 2008

Confirmed, in my opinion.



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.

MANUELF on 15 April 2008

They lack of logic is the same!!!!



ZenfoldorVGI on 15 April 2008

...but Patcher is correct much more than Crazzy, cause Patcher copies TheSource, imo.

I think when Patcher logs on as Crazzy, he just feels free to anonymously fanboy out and make his real predictions.



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.

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blaydcor on 15 April 2008
ZenfoldorVGI said:

Wouldn't that just be the funniest shit you ever heard of.

 

What if Patcher came out one week, and was like:

 

PS3 had 152k during GT5P release, Wii just 140k with Mario kart release. S3 did amazing, Wii just ok, with price 250 euro vs 400 euro. =) Marioboys learn respect for your king.

 

...and the gametrailer guys were like, "Ok Michael, heh."

 

Then he was like(picture him really talking):

 

Don't downtalk me Marioboy. You'll pay in a week when NPD comes out and the PS3 sold 700k but the Wii has sold narn. I just said it backwards for n00bs.

 

No, I'm not high, and this is funny.

The funny thing is, as I was reading this, I was thinking "Jeez, is ZenfoldorVGI high or something?"

 



Crusty VGchartz old timer who sporadically returns & posts. Let's debate nebulous shit and expand our perpectives. Or whatever.

fkusumot on 15 April 2008


Zen, great thread title! Amazingly well done! Thanks for the chuckle!

 



I Blame Wii Fit!

ZenfoldorVGI on 15 April 2008
fkusumot said:


Zen, great thread title! Amazingly well done! Thanks for the chuckle!

 


lol, came to me while I was on the john.

 

It just clicked. 



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.

That Guy on 15 April 2008

ever see the two of them in the same room together?



ZenfoldorVGI on 15 April 2008

After countless hours of research, I was able to dig up this obviously doctored photograph.

 



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.