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Forums - Nintendo Discussion - Satire: Vatican introduces "Wary" as evil counterpart of the Virgin Mary (Pics in source)

Zarkho on 03 September 2018

"I'ma Wary! I'ma gonna win!", says the new arch-enemy of the mother of god.

The Roman Catholic Church has introduced a new character during a religious congress celebrated in Roma. Her name is "Wary" ("Waría", in spanish), and it is the evil counterpart of Mary. Acording to Cardinal Luis Ladaria Ferrer, the new character is necesary to keep the sacred franchise fresh after more than 2000 years of history.

More info and pics: https://www.elmundotoday.com/2018/09/el-vaticano-presenta-a-waria-la-nemesis-malvada-de-la-virgen-maria/



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Barkley on 03 September 2018
CaptainExplosion said:
twintail said:

... ?

The Vatican ripped off Nintendo to make an evil version of St. Mary. XD

Wow that sounds unbelievable!



barneystinson69 on 03 September 2018

Lol. Catholic church is a fucking joke.

 

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WolfpackN64 on 03 September 2018
barneystinson69 said:
Lol. Catholic church is a fucking joke.

1. It's satire

2. No u



vivster on 03 September 2018

I heard even she's gonna be included in the Smash roster.



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barneystinson69 on 03 September 2018
WolfpackN64 said:
barneystinson69 said:
Lol. Catholic church is a fucking joke.

1. It's satire

2. No u

Yeah, I just realized that. And also, too savage. 



Made a bet with LipeJJ and HylianYoshi that the XB1 will reach 30 million before Wii U reaches 15 million. Loser has to get avatar picked by winner for 6 months (or if I lose, either 6 months avatar control for both Lipe and Hylian, or my patrick avatar comes back forever).

Shaqazooloo0 on 03 September 2018

I'm waiting for to get her own spin-off and inevitably  an appearance in Super Bash Sisters.



Darwinianevolution on 03 September 2018

This is hilarious.

Also, for those curious, this is El Mundo Today, they are all about fake news. Think of The Onion but in Spanish.



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Shaqazooloo0 on 03 September 2018

Well, the way the OP worded it, I assumed it was a joke. Also, I don't think they can just add characters to a religion like that, at least not the way OP implies. It would have to come via patch and it's been a while since we've gotten one of those...



omarct on 03 September 2018

Cant believe some people actually believed this...... Reminds me of the videos I watched last night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z0_n7tGnK0&t=17s&ab_channel=doinen People will believe anything.