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http://kotaku.com/379157/last-improvised-wii-wheel-post-honest

 Flicking through all of the crap and rumours on T'internet this morning I cam to the above link - checking the below picture half way down and reading Colin (center) after hearing Shane (right) and I (left) - cant belive i've been reading (only every now and then mind you) from a site where they are about 12.  I'm never going to this site again.

 Rant over



 


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You got owned. I frequent Kotaku too. I can't believe how much we all got suckered! [/end sarcasm]



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

If I'm not mistaken aren't those just guys that sent them a picture, and not actually the guys that run the site?



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


...Yeaaaaaaaah. You should probably pay better attention next time, eh? That's (pretty stinking obviously) a picture of a few guys that sent the quoted letter to Kotaku.

 Think about how long Kotaku's been around. Now think about the level of verbosity in Kotaku articles. Finally, consider how old those kids likely were when Kotaku first started.

 

Good job.



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...I'm pretty sure the two Brian's are the major contributors alone with Plunkett. Actually, I'm pretty sure most of the contributors are grown men. I've actually seen a Brawl review from one of them. Hilarious.



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.

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Actually, none of the people in our contributor / mod team are older than 13, so I don´t see a problem with kotaku either?



lol,its very funny



yup, I'm still in pre-school



I can't tell if this guy is joking...or stupid.

My favorite Kotaku writer (Mike Fahey) is over FORTY, for crying out loud.
Two of the editors have kids in school.

lol



My End of 2008 Hardware Predictions (console only):

Wii : 50 million

360: 28 million

PS3: 24 million

These predictions were made on January 3rd and won't be revised

LINK

This explains why they hate the wii so much.