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rocketpig said:
elgefe02 said:
My fav:
The monkey thinks you're an idiot.

The best part is that the picture isn't even of a monkey. Surprised that no one has ever pointed that out before.


Is an ape, but I´m not that kind of person...

 

You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.
Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content webcomic, #352
A people's voice is dangerous when charged with wrath.

Aeschylus

The wise man speaks because he has something to say, the fool because he has to say something

Aristotle

Even the bravest cannot fight beyond his strength.

Homer

 

 



By me:

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"Since you can´t understand ... there is no point to taking you seriously."
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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." Anonymous, repeated by Roald Dahl and then by Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka



The Atheist's Wager "It is better to live your life as if there are no
Gods, and try to make the world a better place for your
being in it. If there is no God, you have lost nothing
and will be remembered fondly by those you left behind.
If there is a benevolent God, He will judge you on your
merits and not just on whether or not you believed in Him."

Don't use words too big for the subject. Don't say "infinitely" when you mean "very"; otherwise you'll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite.
C. S. Lewis

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
C. S. Lewis

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.
C. S. Lewis

Humans are amphibians - half spirit and half animal. As spirits they belong to the eternal world, but as animals they inhabit time.
C. S. Lewis

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning.
C. S. Lewis

With the possible exception of the equator, everything begins somewhere.
C. S. Lewis



This is one of my all time favorites:

 

And yes this needs the picture, its just not the same without it.



It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. — Has been attributed to Abraham Lincoln, Mark Twain, and others



The Atheist's Wager "It is better to live your life as if there are no
Gods, and try to make the world a better place for your
being in it. If there is no God, you have lost nothing
and will be remembered fondly by those you left behind.
If there is a benevolent God, He will judge you on your
merits and not just on whether or not you believed in Him."
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"Do or do not, there is no try"



The Atheist's Wager "It is better to live your life as if there are no
Gods, and try to make the world a better place for your
being in it. If there is no God, you have lost nothing
and will be remembered fondly by those you left behind.
If there is a benevolent God, He will judge you on your
merits and not just on whether or not you believed in Him."

Andre Gide: Believe those who are seeking the truth, doubt those who find it.



The Atheist's Wager "It is better to live your life as if there are no
Gods, and try to make the world a better place for your
being in it. If there is no God, you have lost nothing
and will be remembered fondly by those you left behind.
If there is a benevolent God, He will judge you on your
merits and not just on whether or not you believed in Him."

Bertrand Russell: I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt. I shouldn't wish people dogmatically to believe any philosophy, not even mine.

Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire: Doubt is not a pleasant state of mind, but certainty is absurd.



The Atheist's Wager "It is better to live your life as if there are no
Gods, and try to make the world a better place for your
being in it. If there is no God, you have lost nothing
and will be remembered fondly by those you left behind.
If there is a benevolent God, He will judge you on your
merits and not just on whether or not you believed in Him."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: "We know accurately only when we know little; with knowledge doubt increases."



The Atheist's Wager "It is better to live your life as if there are no
Gods, and try to make the world a better place for your
being in it. If there is no God, you have lost nothing
and will be remembered fondly by those you left behind.
If there is a benevolent God, He will judge you on your
merits and not just on whether or not you believed in Him."

jcarrey, ever hear of an edit button?