Not so much a story, but having made it to Gerudo town, I can now say without a shadow of a doubt that the Gerudo in this game/Gerudo Link will inspire a generation of drag queens...

I haven't touched a single one of the Beasts yet, but I'm 90 hours of playtime into the game and I have to say.. it's easily one of the best games I have ever had the joy of playing, I didn't read anything of this thread yet because I don't want to spoil things for myself but I think the part of the game so far which bought a smile to my face was dropping and magnetizing my own metal gear onto a weight system to lift me up on the other platform by putting 3 metal shields on the other platform using my Magneto powers.

The games physics engine is just glorious how things work... as they should, it really is just a joy to be in the Hyrule they've created. heading towards 80 Shrines complete and Wearing 3x 28 armor Guardian destroying armor I think I might take a look at the main story line... or might just wander forever taking selfies with mushrooms...

That would have been a real bitch.  I luckily had the bokoblin mask by that point and just hussled from one end to the other staying in the shade while those guys trailed after me trying to sniff my bum.