Why do you say half naked but not half clothed?

And on top of that, naked shouldn't even be possible to be halfed.

That's like trying to dig half a hole? 

hmmm, some deep shit, you are right

If you were half pissed and fell half naked into half a hole, would you end up half dead??

Depends if only half of you fell in.

Well, to point out, many people do say that they are only half dressed.

It's similar to the Glass Half empty/Full Question, which is answerable depending on whether you are pouring into the glass or pouring out of the glass. If you are pouring water into the glass and stop halfway, then it is half full, if you are pouring water out of the glass and stop halfway, the glass is half empty.

Same thing with clothes. If you were fully dressed, and then stopped while you still had clothes on, then you're halfway to being naked (half naked) but if you are in the process of putting clothes on, and stop before you finish, then you are only halfway dressed (half dressed)

Another question of life solved with LOGIC!

If I were drunk, my mind would officially be blown.

Since I'm not, I will say this: Ever hear of the term "half dressed"?

i missed your remarks last couple of days and this is a great one:)

It is possible to dig half a hole.

Also, to Grey A...

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lol, yeah, pretty much, but the internet is vast, and I'm sure there will be a few people that appreciate the mental effort.

though i can't help but point out that "mutilato" is confusing "logically" with "legally"

Its all the same, just depends on how you say it.