@Soriku
There are 365 days in a year. One day is set aside for practical jokes. Might I suggest rather then being a Scrooge and ruining everyones good natured fun in an attempt to make yourself feel important. Which you most certainly are not. That you make it a point to exercise some self restraint, and make it a point to not visit this site on that particular day.
I have the unfortunate luck of being scheduled off on the day this year. Which sadly means my regular assortment of victims will be unavailable to me for the most part. So I fully intend to make up the shortfall online, and in particular here. I have spent the past few days conceiving of the most wonderful gag threads, and if you make it a point to spoil my fun. Let alone the fun of my fellow cohorts. I will have to do something you really will not like.
You will quickly become my special friend, and you don't want to be my special friend. In fact if your persistent enough you will quickly become a special friend to many posters. That means you will have a lot of special friends paying you back in interest. So think long and hard about your attention getting stunt it isn't wise to screw with practical jokers.
My advice sit back and shut up, and while your at it perhaps get a moderator to lock this thread. Nobody said you had to play along in the first place, but there is no excuse to ruin April Fools for everyone else.












