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I was trying to think of creative Zelda ones, so I wanted me make a thread about it, and there's no harm in expanding it to gaming as a whole. Unleash the creativity (for better or worse)!

Together we can be like the Water Temple: Hard and wet.



Can't wait for The Zelder Scrolls 3: Breath of The Wild Hunt!

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Are you a controller? Because I'd like to smash you all night long




 

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12/22/2016- Made a bet with Ganoncrotch that the first 6 months of 2017 will be worse than 2016. A poll will be made to determine the winner. Loser has to take a picture of them imitating their profile picture.

Instead of playing Splatterhouse, let's go splatter in your house.



I wanna shove my male connector into your female port.



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hershel_layton said:
Are you a controller? Because I'd like to smash you all night long


You took mine! XD



Made a bet with LipeJJ and HylianYoshi that the XB1 will reach 30 million before Wii U reaches 15 million. Loser has to get avatar picked by winner for 6 months (or if I lose, either 6 months avatar control for both Lipe and Hylian, or my patrick avatar comes back forever).

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barneystinson69 said:
hershel_layton said:
Are you a controller? Because I'd like to smash you all night long


You took mine! XD

whoops.

 

I got another one.

 

'lemme stick my flash drive into your USB port'

 

'Are you a Wii U? Cause I really wanna Smash for the rest of the night'

 

'Do you like cooking games? You can beat my meat to see how good you truly are'

 

 



 

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12/22/2016- Made a bet with Ganoncrotch that the first 6 months of 2017 will be worse than 2016. A poll will be made to determine the winner. Loser has to take a picture of them imitating their profile picture.

When I see you I go WiiU!



I am Iron Man

Girl you are so hot you expand my dong



                                                                                     

Esiar said:

I was trying to think of creative Zelda ones, so I wanted me make a thread about it, and there's no harm in expanding it to gaming as a whole. Unleash the creativity (for better or worse)!

Together we can be like the Water Temple: Hard and wet.

this is the most pathetic thing I ever read. 

Your chances to ever get laid are below 0% by using gaming pick up lines. Thrust me.



RoIStoppable said:
Esiar said:

I was trying to think of creative Zelda ones, so I wanted me make a thread about it, and there's no harm in expanding it to gaming as a whole. Unleash the creativity (for better or worse)!

Together we can be like the Water Temple: Hard and wet.

this is the most pathetic thing I ever read. 

Your chances to ever get laid are below 0% by using gaming pick up lines. Thrust me.

Well excuse me, princess.



Can't wait for The Zelder Scrolls 3: Breath of The Wild Hunt!