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"A CLEARLY DRUNK KEN KUTARAGI STUMBLES ON STAGE, BELLOWING THE TECHNICAL ADVANCES OF HIS NEW CELL PROCESSOR."



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PLAYSTATION ANNOUNCE A REVOLUTIONARY IP LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN, TRUE NEXT GEN IS HERE THEY REITERATE - PETER MOLYNEUX WALKS ON STAGE.



CosmicSex said:
ktay95 said:
Wait, did I win??
GIANT ENEMY CRAB MAKES ITS RETURN! THIS TIME IN ITS OWN GAME; 100FT CRAB FISHING.

I got this one:

IN RESPONSE TO MICROSOFT JOINING #BREXIT STAY CAMPAIGN, SONY ANNOUNCE NEW CRASH BANDICOOT TO ONLY BE RELEASED IF LEAVE PASSES.

That would mean instant leave win. Anywho, I thought this one was pretty good too: "TO COMBAT POTENTIAL DDOS ATTACKS, SONY PARTNER WITH DONALD TRUMP TO BUILD THE ULTIMATE FIREWALL. BETA TESTING TO BEGIN IN MEXICO."



Teeqoz said:

That would mean instant leave win. Anywho, I thought this one was pretty good too: "TO COMBAT POTENTIAL DDOS ATTACKS, SONY PARTNER WITH DONALD TRUMP TO BUILD THE ULTIMATE FIREWALL. BETA TESTING TO BEGIN IN MEXICO."

LOL SMH...



PS4 NEO USES OBLIGATORY DRM AND GAMERS AROUND THE WORLD GO CRAZY.
"THIS IS THE WAY WE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE PENETRATED"



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wolflink said:
PS4 NEO USES OBLIGATORY DRM AND GAMERS AROUND THE WORLD GO CRAZY.
"THIS IS THE WAY WE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE PENETRATED"

LOL what now lol.  



Sony announce all upcoming first-party games will be funded through Kickstarter.



lordsynbios said:

Adam Boyes plays a video of English weather on stage. Dark Cloud 3 confirmed.

Do not tease me like this Sony!!!

Edit:

Sony reveals the PlayStation 4K to be named PlayStation Scorpio, just to confuse everyone.

Ok, well played.

lmao!








 

Oh god.

"PlayStation 4K revealed to be in partnership with TellTale Games - Episode 1 will include the processor."