The PlayStation E3 Headline Generator (Real) - Post Your Headlines

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CosmicSex said:

ktay95 said:
Wait, did I win??
GIANT ENEMY CRAB MAKES ITS RETURN! THIS TIME IN ITS OWN GAME; 100FT CRAB FISHING.

I got this one:

IN RESPONSE TO MICROSOFT JOINING #BREXIT STAY CAMPAIGN, SONY ANNOUNCE NEW CRASH BANDICOOT TO ONLY BE RELEASED IF LEAVE PASSES.

That would mean instant leave win. Anywho, I thought this one was pretty good too: "TO COMBAT POTENTIAL DDOS ATTACKS, SONY PARTNER WITH DONALD TRUMP TO BUILD THE ULTIMATE FIREWALL. BETA TESTING TO BEGIN IN MEXICO."