Valve, what could they possibly be doing in their offices right now?

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Pemalite on 03 May 2016

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Ganoncrotch on 03 May 2016

They're all playing soggy biscuit but on $100 bills, still eating them afterwards though.

Most likely in reality though they'll be working out stuff for the summer sale, trying to secure deals with developers and special offers, gotta keep things fresh in terms of sales.

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FloatingWaffles on 03 May 2016

If I had to make a logical assumption, I would assume they are playing beer pong and everytime someone makes one instead of drinking it from the cup Gabe Newell pours it in his bellybutton and they drink it from there.

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Teeqoz on 03 May 2016

Ka-pi96 said:

Teeqoz said:

Dammit, I was gonna make that joke. I even found this video:

https://youtu.be/NBRrCY5uhWY?t=38

Really, click the link. It's worth it.

Coins? huh, I imagine that could be quite painful...

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JEMC on 03 May 2016

They are thinking of a new IP they could make two games with and then leave fans waiting eternally for a third one.

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PxlStorm on 03 May 2016

Enjoying my cash

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Mike_L on 03 May 2016

pokoko said:
It takes a really, really long time to think up new hats for TF2.

XD

OT: Yeah. It's quite unfortunate that Valve doesn't seem to be a developer and hardly a publisher anymore. Since 2003 Valve developed/published at least 1 game every year but then it stopped in 2013 when Dota 2 and Steam Store was generating huge numbers. I hope they'll return as a game developer one day.

2003: Day of Defeat

2004: Half-Life 2 + Counter-Strike: Source + Counter Strike: Condition Zero

2005: Day of Defeat: Source

2006: Half-Life 2: Episode One

2007: Portal + Team Fortress 2 + Half-Life 2: Episode Two

2008: Left 4 Dead

2009: Left 4 Dead 2

2010: Alien Swarm

2011: Portal 2

2012: Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

2013: Dota 2

2014: -

2015: -

2016: -

Kinda like when GTAV released and online microtransactions began generating such huge profits that Rockstar no longer bothered developing/publishing new games.

1997: Grand Theft Auto

1998: Body Harvest

1999: Grand Theft Auto 2 + Grand Theft Auto: London

2000: Midnight Club: Street Racing

2001: Grand Theft Auto III

2002: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

2003: Manhunt + Midnight Club II

2004: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas + Red Dead Revolver

2005: The Warriors + Midnight Club 3 + Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

2006: Bully + Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories + Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars

2007: Manhunt 2 + Midnight Club: Los Angeles

2008: Grand Theft Auto IV