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SONY DEVELOPS THE WORLD’S FIRST GHOST-CATCHING DEVICE

 

The Proton Pack™ will be the first of its kind to capture ectoplasmic matter.

The Proton Pack™ is equipped with a state-of-the-art, miniaturized superconducting synchrotron, which accelerates injected protons from a hydrogen plasma cell. Superconducting temperatures are maintained by a liquid helium reservoir, and an active cryocooler ensures that operational time vastly exceeds that available from a cryogen dewar alone. Adaptive beam-steering technology guides the proton beam to an ergonomic wand, which doubles as a beam-halo tuning cavity to provide maximum down-range accuracy. The backpack form factor allows built-in psychokinetic grounding to the user’s spinal column, eliminating spectral noise feedback loops. 

In development for over 30 years, the Proton Pack™ benefits from the newest innovations from Sony Corporation’s acclaimed products. Weighing 6.66 kilograms/14.68 pounds, the Proton Pack™ incorporates the same STAMINA mode featured in Sony Mobile Communications’ latest Xperia™ smartphones, allowing its user to keep the battery going longer. The Proton Pack™ integrates the same super slow motion capture capability as Sony’s Cyber-shot RX series premium compact cameras, allowing users to capture the matter in 960 frames-per-second high frame rates and accurately record the movement of its target. Its embedded Sony 4K Ultra Short Throw Projector allows users to view captured matter in real time. Near Field Communications technology will make it possible to connect the Proton Pack™ wirelessly to other Sony products such as BRAVIA® televisions and Xperia™ smartphones to view, forward, and share entities, redefining the terms image capture and screen grab. The Proton Pack™ is water and slime-proof. 

Engineers at Sony Corporation developed the 2016 Proton Pack™ in collaboration with nuclear engineer and munitions expert Dr. Jillian Holtzmann. Sony President and CEO Kazuo Hirai commented “The perfection of the Proton Pack™, long a dream of the world’s greatest engineers since first pioneered by Dr. Egon Spengler of Columbia University, is an example of Sony’s relentless pursuit of innovation. It absolutely delivers the wow factor that is so important to our company mission.” 

The Proton Pack™ will appear in the U.S. on July 15, 2016.



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Just a clever marketing and April fools early joke.



It's the 31st here in the States. Untimely.



bet: lost

This would have been good...tomorrow.



Ka-pi96 said:
Are Sony the ones making the new Ghostbusters reboot? This is a marketing ploy for that right?

No, its the real deal. i know im gonna get me one. then im gonna hunt me some bears. i mean hooters. i mean ghosts.



Hunting Season is done...

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Nice Ghostbuster Ad ;)



So Sony has to resort to lame April Fools jokes to promote their upcoming trainwreck of a movie? The new proton pack, just like the new movie, looks ridiculous. Looks like a Roomba duct-taped to one of those old plastic Super Soaker packs from the 90s.

Does it also help the wearer battle the modern day horrors of the white cis-gendered male patriarchy as well?

Edit:  And I love how the video metions the pack was developed over 30 years by both the new character Holtzmann AND Egon Spangler when the reboot essentially erases the established Ghostbusters universe.  FAIL!



On 2/24/13, MB1025 said:
You know I was always wondering why no one ever used the dollar sign for $ony, but then I realized they have no money so it would be pointless.

April 1st :)

Also where do I get one and sign up as a Ghost buster?