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ecurbj on 24 March 2008
Slash said:
ecurbj said:
lol at Kirby and d21

I would say vagina is an excellent video game and should always be played with a Wii-mote...lol

 Don't forget to put on the wii condom;)
And tighten the strap you don't want to see your wiimote flying;)


lol, make sure the cursor is pointing on the screen so that when you shoot it hits it target....lol 



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highwaystar101 on 24 March 2008

Why can't I have both?

My current GF hates videogames, she sees them as a waste of time. However, I very rarely play video games when she's around because I love spending time with her a million times more than my Wii PS3 and 360 combined.

Awnser: my girlfriend.



stclam on 24 March 2008
d21lewis said:
Girls have vaginas. Until the PS4, or whatever next gen console is released (with vagina add on), Girl Friends will always win!!
Vaginas? I'll be fine if the console have a mouth

 



ItsaMii on 24 March 2008

kirby007 got a point.



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NintendoMan on 24 March 2008

put your hands together



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bigjon on 24 March 2008

playing videogames w/ girlfriend = epic win(they usually don't care if they lose either!)



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Rugger08 on 24 March 2008
bigjon said:
playing videogames w/ girlfriend = epic win(they usually don't care if they lose either!)

 The problem with that is all of my girlfriends have sucked at playing video games so it is no fun.

Solution: I play video games and my gf gives me bj 



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ctk495 on 24 March 2008

I thought everybody was going to sAY video games ftw, but gf's wtf I guess I say this since I've never have a girfriend.

PS:What is so great about GF's?



d21lewis on 24 March 2008

The one thing that confuses me: Through the miracle of modern science, someone combined a Girl, a Gamer, and an XBOX 360 Elite. On paper, it looked awesome. In reality, Girl Gamer Elite is the most banned VGChartz member ever. What went wrong?



Red4ADevil on 24 March 2008

"playing videogames w/ girlfriend = epic win(they usually don't care if they lose either!)"

Not my brothers girlfriend she allways beats (in a non violent way) him up because shes allways dead last, me? im allways in first place (cause i have m@D skillz)