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Link from Zelda is evil, how does he sleep at night...

  • He teases innocent chickens, sometimes even cuts them with his sword.
  • He breaks into peoples houses, then he breaks all their possesions, bottles etc...
  • He kills animals and plants just so he can get sticks/ruppes etc...
  • He does what a fairy that no-one else can see tells him = very crazy
  • He has dozens of girlfriends he cheats on - zelda, malon, saria, ruto
  • Link does not put out bats that are on fire (which is what they want him to do), no he kills them.
  • He traps fairies in bottles.
  • He beats animals with a wooden (deku) stick, which must hurt.
  • He breaks peoples gravestones for no reason.

The guy is a dick, he does tonnes of bad s**t. I for one am seeing why ganons so upset with him...



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He doesn't sleep at night. Sun goes down, Link just keeps on going.



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highwaystar101 said:

Link from Zelda is evil, how does he sleep at night...

  • He teases innocent chickens, sometimes even cuts them with his sword.
  • He breaks into peoples houses, then he breaks all their possesions, bottles etc...
  • He kills animals and plants just so he can get sticks/ruppes etc...
  • He does what a fairy that no-one else can see tells him = very crazy
  • He has dozens of girlfriends he cheats on - zelda, malon, saria, ruto
  • Link does not put out bats that are on fire (which is what they want him to do), no he kills them.
  • He traps fairies in bottles.
  • He beats animals with a wooden (deku) stick, which must hurt.
  • He breaks peoples gravestones for no reason.

The guy is a dick, he does tonnes of bad s**t. I for one am seeing why ganons so upset with him...


Link heard that.



How does Link sleep at night?

On a mountain of rupees to the cheering of the dozens of babes he's saved.



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kenzomatic said:
See your proving my point Tom Cruise is link

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Why are you hating on Link ??? Link never sayed anything bad about you...

1. Chickes are evil... just watch robot chicken...
2. He doesn´t break into peoples houses... he is investigating crime scenes (yes complete Hyrule is a crime scene)
3. He kills EVIL plants and animals (ever see the happy the animals gang from Southpark...)
4. If a fairy told you to save the world what would you do ???
5. He doens´t cheat on girls... he is a mormon everybody knows that.
6. He kills evil vampire bats... everyone should.
7. He saves fairies from all the predators running around, were is the problem ???
6. All those animals got hit by the ugly stick and the deku stick gets them back to normal.
7. If nobody broke gravestones the greavestone industry would go down in flames since hardly anybody dies in Hyrule, he is just helping the local industry whats wrong with that ???

See all of your points make no sense at all. I think you owe Link a big apology mister....



 

 

 

love the pic
OT: he never sleeps - he doesn't need to



stof said:
He doesn't sleep at night. Sun goes down, Link just keeps on going.

That surely proves he is some kind of demon.