Yeah, what are trainers and why would you get kicked out because of them?

Trainers are like casual shoes. I believe you yanks call them sneakers or something.

Um I think it's on the opposite side of Brum to Wolvo, but not directly. Is it the same distance from Tam to Brum as it is from Wolvo to Brum? I've never been there myself.

Well to be honest they weren't trainers, we were both wearing white converse

Damn that story seems oddly familiar, i was not let into a club in ROME since they thought i was American HAHAHA, i showed the guy my German passport and he let me in.

 lol, 

if i were you i would go live in newcastle. 

That's what it was like for my mates and I in Amsterdam.  A lot of them hate rowdy Englishmen, especially bouncers, so you have to be pretty courtious to them. Even though we ended up not going to many clubs due to... inevitable circumstances :P

Same here, Me and a few mates went to the rigby world cup in france last year and the amount of clubs we were kicked out of for being English was unreal.

why don't they like trainers anyways?