She makes good tea.

Obviously, since she served it just before Fox and Sheik got in a battle in SSE.

Moustache. Every woman (and some man) love it.

Come on, Mario and Peach are not thogether, in the beggining Bowser really kidnaped the Princess, but by accident they falled in love(You know how this is, like the Stocolmo Disorder) but Mario got in the middle, now they run away every 4 or 5 years... they already have a child (Who probably killed the other 7)...

Mario is kinda childminded, Bowser always keeps him busy with stars, shines and stuff like that (The koopa army helps too, but with the years we see less and less of them)... so, this way, Mario gets busy with something (And happy) and the Princess have time to "spare" with the Big Turtle... (She is waiting for Mario, with nothing to do for several hours...)

In the end Bowser is defeated (Never killed), the Princess is "happy" and Mario gets Cake (For real)...

Maybe Peach doesn't see anything she just uses him to get away from Bowser and then goes home to Luigi!!! Ha!

Who's saying Peach actually sees anything in Mario? All they ever seem to do is platonically hanging around and playing tennis, which is the least you'd expect a girl to do with the guy who's saved her from kidnappers 50-odd times.

Clearly she isn't attracted enough to go further. =P

lol lmao that real life mario skit ahhahaha wasn't expecting Mario to go down the sink

Everybody's wrong. They're madly in love, but Mario got a bunch of STDs from sleeping around with all the other babes he was saving, like Pauline and Daisy and who knows who else. They have a sexless relationship but they're still very madly in love.