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RolStoppable said:
Is this thread still about a new Metroid game or are we doing brainstorming for a fanfiction porn script that is loosely based on the Metroid series?


Ask Samus here. He's the one responsible for people talking about these utterly bad story ideas.

Good thing he doesn't write a thing for the videogame industry.



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A third person 3D Metroid with great platforming defies the very foundations of the series. The true natural evolution of the game is for Samus to be gay. Got it. Lol.



TheLastStarFighter said:
A third person 3D Metroid with great platforming defies the very foundations of the series. The true natural evolution of the game is for Samus to be gay. Got it. Lol.


And the way the player discovers that the character is gay is through Pirates log where they mock homosexuality... 

Clearly, no one should see how any of this is just plain wrong.



Hynad said:
TheLastStarFighter said:
A third person 3D Metroid with great platforming defies the very foundations of the series. The true natural evolution of the game is for Samus to be gay. Got it. Lol.


And the way the player discovers that the character is gay is through Pirates log where they mock homosexuality... 

Clearly, no one should see how any of this is just plain wrong.

What are you talking about?  It seems perfectly natural that in the year 20X5, a creature of an extra-terestrial dragon-like species would mock a human female for being attracted to other human females. It wouldn't break the immersion and feeling of isolation at all...as long as it was in first person.



Hynad said:
RolStoppable said:
Is this thread still about a new Metroid game or are we doing brainstorming for a fanfiction porn script that is loosely based on the Metroid series?


Ask Samus here. He's the one responsible for people talking about these utterly bad story ideas.

Good thing he doesn't write a thing for the videogame industry.

Anything other to add to this thread than to constantly use petty attacks against me? Why don't you go back to not posting again.



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TheLastStarFighter said:
Hynad said:


And the way the player discovers that the character is gay is through Pirates log where they mock homosexuality... 

Clearly, no one should see how any of this is just plain wrong.

What are you talking about?  It seems perfectly natural that in the year 20X5, a creature of an extra-terestrial dragon-like species would mock a human female for being attracted to other human females. It wouldn't break the immersion and feeling of isolation at all...as long as it was in first person.

Pirate logs frequently talk about Samus and rumours regarding her.



Samus Aran said:

Pirate logs frequently talk about Samus and rumours regarding her.


They document information that can possibly help to dealing with her, how is her sexuality going to help them do that? It's about as bizarre as checking a pirate log and reading rumors that she's had breast implants or a sex tape leaked on the net.



Samus Aran said:
Hynad said:
RolStoppable said:
Is this thread still about a new Metroid game or are we doing brainstorming for a fanfiction porn script that is loosely based on the Metroid series?


Ask Samus here. He's the one responsible for people talking about these utterly bad story ideas.

Good thing he doesn't write a thing for the videogame industry.

Anything other to add to this thread than to constantly use petty attacks against me? Why don't you go back to not posting again.


There aren't that many ways to be direct and tell you that your ideas are bad. ^_-

Btw, you should try to figure out Rol's "joke". ^__-



Hynad said:
Samus Aran said:
Hynad said:
RolStoppable said:
Is this thread still about a new Metroid game or are we doing brainstorming for a fanfiction porn script that is loosely based on the Metroid series?


Ask Samus here. He's the one responsible for people talking about these utterly bad story ideas.

Good thing he doesn't write a thing for the videogame industry.

Anything other to add to this thread than to constantly use petty attacks against me? Why don't you go back to not posting again.


There aren't that many ways to be direct and tell you that your ideas are bad. ^_-

Btw, you should try to figure out Rol's "joke". ^__-

I'm not some immature person trying to get everyone's attention by spamming the same joke 10 times in a row. Seems like someone needs attention.

The fact you PMed him about it says a lot about you.

If you hate it here, don't post here. All your (wall) posts on this forum are always complaining about how the Nintendo fanbase here is so awful. Nobody is forcing you to post here.

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Anyway I already debunked this thread when I posted the Nintendo interview about there only being two styles of Metroid. Spemanig loves to use official Nintendo information to prove his theories, but now he's ignoring it because it doesn't fit his agenda.



Samus Aran said:
Hynad said:

There aren't that many ways to be direct and tell you that your ideas are bad. ^_-

Btw, you should try to figure out Rol's "joke". ^__-

I'm not some immature person trying to get everyone's attention by spamming the same joke 10 times in a row. Seems like someone needs attention.

The fact you PMed him about it says a lot about you.

If you hate it here, don't post here. All your (wall) posts on this forum are always complaining about how the Nintendo fanbase here is so awful.


You're calling Rol immature? He needs attention?

Please, do tell, what does PMing him say about me? Come on, I want to know. 

As for my wall, certainly, you have only looked at my most recent wall post, which asks why it seems most core Nintendo fans are anti-Sony. Scroll down past that, and say this again with a straight face.




All this because I find your ideas really bad, and believe you don't make any sense when you talk about a third person 3D Metroid game...

Oh well. I'll keep it at that.