Metroid needs (and deserves) a reboot. Caution - Lots of gifs!

[TheLastStarFighter]

Hynad said:

TheLastStarFighter said:
A third person 3D Metroid with great platforming defies the very foundations of the series. The true natural evolution of the game is for Samus to be gay. Got it. Lol.

And the way the player discovers that the character is gay is through Pirates log where they mock homosexuality... 

Clearly, no one should see how any of this is just plain wrong.

What are you talking about?  It seems perfectly natural that in the year 20X5, a creature of an extra-terestrial dragon-like species would mock a human female for being attracted to other human females. It wouldn't break the immersion and feeling of isolation at all...as long as it was in first person.