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Hm, seems fake to me.



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pokoko said:
His mom was checking on him at 3am? Sounds awfully suspicious.

Parents often check in on their kids especially when they work very late. WHich is a majority of people in the fast food industry for example.



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NobleTeam360 said:
Hm, seems fake to me.


Of course, you love Xbox no? So you by nature will not trust anything that disparages the brand. I was shocked by the news myself. However better to be safe then sorry. Do yourself a favor and at least keep the disc tray turned away from you.



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Nicklesbe said:
NobleTeam360 said:
Hm, seems fake to me.


Of course, you love Xbox no? So you by nature will not trust anything that disparages the brand. I was shocked by the news myself. However better to be safe then sorry. Do yourself a favor and at least keep the disc tray turned away from you.

No, judging by other stories on that site I don't see how you can put any trust in this article. Also I highly doubt the Xbox disc tray is even capable of spining a disc at a high enough speed to slit somebodies throat. 



Newswatch33 is a fake news site. This is satire.



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Nicklesbe said:
pokoko said:
His mom was checking on him at 3am? Sounds awfully suspicious.

Parents often check in on their kids especially when they work very late. WHich is a majority of people in the fast food industry for example.

Foul play seems more likely.  Perhaps his mother was a Playstation fan.  I hope they question her closely.  



NewsWatch is a satirical site lol. Other items include: "Teen kills friend over last Krispy Kreme donut", "Man Super-Glues gf's vagina shut", and "Girl commits suicide after rumors of Drake not writing his own song."
And then this one: "Women kills Chipotle worker after he refuses to accept sex as a payment"
https://newswatch33.com/bizarre/woman-kills-chipotle-worker-after-refusing-to-accept-sex-as-payment/

None of these news items are on other sites. I wonder why?



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CWegzz said:
Newswatch33 is a fake news site. This is satire.


If this is satire, it's the most fucked up satire I never even imagined could exist.



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WC4Life said:
CWegzz said:
Newswatch33 is a fake news site. This is satire.


If this is satire, it's the most fucked up satire I never even imagined could exist.


There's alot of fucked up stuff on the internet :^)



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ReimTime said:
NewsWatch is a satirical site lol. Other items include: "Teen kills friend over last Krispy Kreme donut", "Man Super-Glues gf's vagina shut", and "Girl commits suicide after rumors of Drake not writing his own song."
And then this one: "Women kills Chipotle worker after he refuses to accept sex as a payment"
https://newswatch33.com/bizarre/woman-kills-chipotle-worker-after-refusing-to-accept-sex-as-payment/

None of these news items are on other sites. I wonder why?

No, man, the Drake thing is true.  I saw it on Facebook.