If consoles were people, how do you think they'd act like? That incudes handhelds, and older consoles too.

For me... I dunno. Wii U would be bullied. Virtual Boy died at birth. PS1, 2, and 4 would be the most popular kids in school. Idk about the rest.

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WiiU and Vita are the losers in the chess club who always get picked on. PS4 and Xbone are the jocks trying to compete for the attention of the hot girls, who are the 3rd parties.

Wii U has no idea where to fit when it comes to being social, conflicting between hanging out with its best friend who, while relatable, is a huge nerd, the Wii, or the cool kids in town, the PS4 and XB1.

3DS is the Wii U's younger relative that's somehow more better overall as a person than the Wii U, and likes to mess around with the Vita, who's the PS4's somewhat shy younger relative.

3DS would be that nice lil guy who's loved by everyone, but you only hang out with when none of the funky cool kids are around.

SNES and Genesis were the QBs of rival high school football teams. (Super Nintendo's team always won, though)

Hmm...
An orphan who's had nobody to look up to and she doesn't really know right from wrong...
Fun to be with, but that's just about it (she is hot af too)...

The Three Stooges

From left to right: Nintendo, Sony and Micro.

Which system?

Why are they all kids to you guys? Anyways, PS4 would be the cool Asian guy who no one would mess with because he is great at martial arts. Xbone would be the weird dude who drinks mountain dew all day and eats doritos while constantly trying to be as cool as PS4. Wii U would be the kid who likes to just have fun. Vita would be the loner. 3DS would be friends with Vita. Atari 2600 would be grandpa always complaining about how the young kids have no imagination...

PS2 was the popular kid that everyone genuinely liked.