Right, so over the past few weeks there have been no shortage of threads about Nintendo's future. Lots and lots of discussion about NX, 3rd party stance, NX, the Nintendo NX, that weird console/handheld fusion thingy etc. Along with such threads will inevitably come the doubts, and I really do hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are all wrong to doubt. For you see, I have recently found out about a new young face popping up in Nintendo's R&D department.

I managed to get this picture of her first meeting with the department as proof to share with you guys. Keep in mind that these are some top secret details, so try not to post them in places where hundreds of people could see them (should be safe here):

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No, your eyes do not deceive you. Nintendo's newest face is Haruhi Suzumiya! I can hear the cries now, saying that she is not the right imaginary person for the job; and I stand here ready and able to put those claims to rest.

First of all, she knows how many E3 conferences it takes to get the cyberworld's attention:

Second of all, she knows what direction to push game development and which partnerships to get in order to reach the kiddy crowd:

And last but not least, she knows where Nintendo's 3rd party support is:

So as you can see, there is nothing to worry about! Even if I have dishonorably failed at convincing you Haruhi is the right person for the job, please realize that Nintendo is a one-of-a-kind creative genius, and nothing that a newcomer can do will....... wait, what's this?

SOMEBODY PLEASE GET HER OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*Disclaimer* No, my intentions are not utterly serious at all. I'm trying to lighten the mood. Pls understand. I know more about NX rumors now than I do about my own testicles and I touch those every day!

The only reason God Suzumiya Haruhi would lend herself to work with Nintendo is to destroy the company from the inside and I have proof:

She plays on PlayStation

erm, I am putting this here:

Whep it looks like we'll have to impeach this princess now and send her to another castle!

PRINCESS PEACH CORAL!!!!

Can't really go wrong with the one true goddess! >:P

Her goal is to "Spreading Excitement all Over the World" so what better way to do that than to work for Nintendo? Am I right? Heck, she was already in multiple games on the wii and she even dressed like a Pirate in one of them so she already has loads of experience!

I mean look, She is ready to be in the next Xenoblade:



All hail our lord and savior Haruhi!

I knew I'd fish in a Captain with an abundance of Haruhi as bait! you make some good points sir! All this talk has been too grown up and serious we need a little fun in here! Haruhi for pres!

Loll I thought this was going to be another boring NX thread and then I scrolled down and it put a smile to my face. Thanks for making this thread dude! Its a nice break from all the srs business in vgc! It certainly cheered me up, specially with Haruhi!

I'm glad to hear that as it was my intention to do so! I can only hope that I didn't spawn any more NX threads now lol pls Haruhi prevent the NX threads

Loll, the NX threads certainly does seem like vgc's version of the endless 8 doesn't it? Oh well, maybe Haruhi will create a closed space and put all the NX rumour people in there while the rest of us talks about other things! Come on Haruhi, please help us!

That is the best analogy I've heard all week

Yea I could go for that. Or better yet get Yuki to put them into The Last Guardian so we never see them again

Well if that isn't the thread of the month.