Why waste your time on reviewing this event?

It's not like I have a real job or anything.

This shit NEEDS to go viral, I mean, holy shit. lol

haha, that was actually pretty funny. I'll give your review a 10/10! And I gave Nintendo's event a 2/10.

Thanks for the compliment guys!

I rated Super Mario Maker low not because of the game, but because we had seen so much of it already previously (including at the NWC).

As for Star Fox, I felt like trolling. :D You have to admit the way I tied the muppets together with Star Fox: Adventures was pretty clever if I do say so myself. :p

There are still more good Metroid games than (good) Star Fox games. :p

Besides, it's not like I have a high opinion of Star Fox: Zero either.

Yes, there are more good Metroid games than Star Fox, that only makes Federation Force to feel more like a complete punch in the balls of any Metroid fan.

Star Fox Zero, however, it feels like a relief for any Star Fox fan, because is gonna be good like no other Star Fox since 1997

Sadly you are only fan of the one that gave you a punch in the balls xD

The issue I had with the digital event was the way the announcements of games were being presented. The way that the event gave fans anticipation to some iconic franchises turned out to be expected or just plain disastrous. Fates, Wholly World, Mario Maker, and Fast Racing Neo save this conference from getting anything below a 5.


Overall, I gave Nintendo a 6/10. If anything, this E3 was arguably on par with their 2008 conference.

I knew I would convince you.